“Tyler, why was the ice cream so important today?”
He shrugged.
“Because there’s still some.”
“Some what?” I asked.
“Ice cream.”
“I know there’s ice cream.”
“You keep saying we need to save it.”
“For Friday.”
“But then Friday comes and you don’t eat any.”
His frustration returned.
“So I wanted some now.”
I rubbed my forehead.
“You called the police because you wanted extra dessert?”
“Yes.”
Officer Bruce raised one eyebrow. LawEnforcement
Tyler stared down at his feet.
“I was mad.”
Then he looked at me.
“But I don’t like it when you don’t get any.”
There it was.
It wasn’t some carefully planned rescue mission.
It was simply Tyler logic.
Ice cream existed.
Mom liked ice cream.
Mom repeatedly refused to eat ice cream.
Therefore something was wrong.
Officer Bruce asked,
“Why didn’t you just tell her you wanted her to eat some?”
Tyler looked at him as though he had asked the dumbest question imaginable.
“I do.”
Then he pointed at me.
“She always says no.”
“Tyler…”
He folded his arms.
“Moms have to eat too.”
For one second, I almost laughed.
Not because it was funny.
Because he sounded genuinely furious about it.
Officer Bruce looked down and rubbed his thumb against his radio. LawEnforcement
“My mom used to tell me she didn’t like the good pieces either.”
I looked at him.
He gave a small shrug.
“Took me years to understand what she was doing.”
Tyler pointed at me triumphantly.
“See?”
Officer Bruce immediately raised a finger.
“No. Don’t look at your mother like you just won.”
Tyler lowered his hand.
“Because we still need to talk about what you did.”
Suddenly, Tyler became very interested in the porch floor.
“You called the police because your mother told you no.”
“Yes.”
